Tristram is our tough no-nonsense
tackler. This defensive (often offensive) right back utilizes his
skills to distract, bewilder and bemuse attackers . One of his
most endearing characteristics is his ability to offend almost
everyone he meets. As a South African fleeing the homeland on
a raft of cola cans, he was found by a patrolling Taiwanese navy
vessel in 2002. Tris is currently on shore-leave and is due
back sometime in mid October.